Another example of how something meant for kids is full of problems, peril, and poop.
What could go wrong? EVERYTHING. Inveterate worriers Jeremiah and Krissy discuss what can — and will — go wrong in a given situation. Moderator Jeff steers the doom bus and keeps the tangents manageable.
We update every Monday. There will be a heat-death of the universe, and it will be on a Monday. You will be able to hear us tell you how the ending of all things could go wrong as you sit at your desk, streaming this podcast, pretending to work.
If you have pressing matters that require prompt pessimism, you may beseech our wisdom here.
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Theme song by the wonderful Nicole Dieker.
Logo by the incomparable Jade Gordon.
When everything goes well with a piercing, you have voluntarily put a piece of metal through your skin. It goes downhill pretty gee dee quick.
Previously, on Episode 119, What Could Go Wrong With Cameras, we asked our ghost audience to reach out to us.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
Listen, just because society forces us to wear pants if we go out in public doesn't mean we have to ignore the perils and dangers they pose.
You may primp & preen, but did you know that means you court disaster? You did? Okay, carry on then.
If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. If it's got a beat and you can dance to it, even better, but you might throw out your back or something.
What price are you willing to pay to be fashionable? Would you pay that price with your neck? What are you, some kind of neck millionaire?
Capitalism is the worst, obviously, but if you ever need to get that personal touch from the invisible hand, talk to a scalper.
A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes the thousand words are just endless screaming.
Our cup runneth over with all the stuff that can goeth wrong with cups.
Scars are where you healed good enough, mostly. We talk about how scars happen, what they look like, and Jeremiah accidentally runs his mouth off about scars from abuse, so be careful if that isn't something you want to hear about.